Joe Jonas denies he has a sex tape. I know… bummer.

Rumors circulated online claiming the clean-cut heartthrob had romped on film with his Swiss model girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler.

But… according to Earsucker, a spokesman for Joe insists no filthy footage exists.

“There is no truth or validity to this story. It is completely false,” said his rep.

Just because there’s a denial, it doesn’t make it false.

Jonas went a step further, tweeting, hilariously, “ball gag? really? me? come on guys”

Oh Joe, don’t try to act so disgusted.